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06-20-2010, 03:19 PM
مدرس سأل طالب : من هو الحيوان اللي يصحّينا لصلاة الفجر ؟
قال الطالب : ابوي
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عجوز تبي تكشخ قالوا لها : منوين قميصك ؟
قالت : من ماكدونالدز .
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شيخ ينصح واحد سكران :النفس دائماتستطيب الحلال..حتى الحيوانات !! فلو وضعت سطل ماء وسطل خمر أمام حمار ، أيهما يشرب؟
قال السكران : أكيد الماء . فقال الشيخ (بفرح) : ولماذا؟
قال السكران : لأنه حمار!!!
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تاجر مخدرات، راح يخطب،،
سألوه : وش تشتغل ؟!؟
قال : فني تكييف !!
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سألوا مصري : ليش الشعب المصري يحلف كتير؟
قال: طب والله العظيم دي إشاعة!!
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قال الطالب : ابوي
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عجوز تبي تكشخ قالوا لها : منوين قميصك ؟
قالت : من ماكدونالدز .
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شيخ ينصح واحد سكران :النفس دائماتستطيب الحلال..حتى الحيوانات !! فلو وضعت سطل ماء وسطل خمر أمام حمار ، أيهما يشرب؟
قال السكران : أكيد الماء . فقال الشيخ (بفرح) : ولماذا؟
قال السكران : لأنه حمار!!!
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تاجر مخدرات، راح يخطب،،
سألوه : وش تشتغل ؟!؟
قال : فني تكييف !!
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سألوا مصري : ليش الشعب المصري يحلف كتير؟
قال: طب والله العظيم دي إشاعة!!
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ديك يأذن فوق شجرة وثعلب تحتها ويقوله الثعلب : انزل خلنا نصلي جماعه
احلى شي الابتسامه
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